3. Johnny’s Seasonings. Perusing through the long corridors of the grand warehouse palace, you start to think of the week ahead. “What essentials am I missing?” but then you think of the barren coffins that are your cupboards and you change the question to “what essentials do I actually have?” Costco has you covered: their line of affordable seasonings from the company “Johnny’s” is apparently so tasty it “could make a rubber tire taste good.”
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