3) Careless Driving: A few nights ago I stopped what I thought was a drunk driver around 3:00 AM. They were going very slow in a fast lane and kind of swerving all around. I put on my lights and they didn’t notice so then I put on my siren and they slammed on their breaks. (Typical drunk driver response.) Then I see two people in the car making frantic movements so I get out of my car and pull out my gun. (I live in a very dangerous city.) I approached the vehicle and that’s when I saw two half-naked people who had been pleasuring each other while driving. I wrote them a ticket for careless driving. (Reddit user: lookatthemonkeys)
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