Wow, this is somewhere you never thought you’d find yourself.
Flipper, your half-man half-dolphin crush, has given you YET ANOTHER chance! Ever since you made him crash his car and drink until he passed out on your last date, Flipper is a changed aquatic mammal. He’s less about being “cool” and more about being “cultured”, which is probably why he brought you to this Gerhard Haderer gallery. As you enter the gallery, Flipper, adorned in a turtleneck, glasses, skinny jeans and a beret says to you: “You’re going to enjoy this gallery, darling. These 25 Brutally Honest Illustrations By Gerhard Haderer Show What’s Wrong With Today’s Society!”
1. I’m all the way up! 25?!?!?!? Nobody said anything about 25? Jeez, you’ve gotta look at 25 different pictures, you could’ve done this from the comfort of your home! “What do you think of THIS?” Flipper asks, referencing the first illustration. Oh, right, pretend you know something about art! “Ah yes, of course. It represents the pressure that people in the business world face to succeed every day”.
2. Started from the Bottom. “Interesting interpretation” says Flipper, sounding impressed “and what about THIS one?” he asks, pointing to the second picture. “Well” you say, confidently “I believe it’s the poor treatment and wages that our flight staff face everyday. That’s what this illustration represents, at least.”