25 People Who Definitely Need A Drink, Like, Now

3. Long Gone. “And another thing-” “WOW” says Lloyd loudly, trying to drown you out “a whole year? Boy, this guy really needs a drink!”. You stare at Lloyd in disbelief, who looks up at you from his phone, prompting you to agree with him. But you shake your head and say: “I’m in a bar, a person of age and I’m drinking cola. I’ve had a bad week, yet every time you ask me for a drink, you bring me Cola. What’s with that?” Lloyd laughs nervously and says: “You’ve had ten Colas since you sat down, anything harder and you wouldn’t be sitting. Now come on, let’s just enjoy this article together. Look—”

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