25 People Who Planned Things Out Perfectly

3. Barcode. Oh man, you are REALLY blowing this. Here you are in front of the greatest villain of all time and you’re looking like a FOOL. You adjust your hood and look at the next entry, struggling to find a corresponding evil plan. “Um,” you start “maybe we can put barcodes on our kidnapees? So they… um… have to buy themselves?” Evilzor does not look pleased.

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