3. Everyone’s worst nightmare. Two scientists sit at a monitor, watching you read this article. “I don’t understand,” says one to the other. The second turns to the first and says: “he didn’t actually pee his pants, it’s just a reflection of the chairs in the room.” The first scientist shakes his head. “No” he starts “I mean the article. Isn’t it supposed to be about the reader’s wacky adventures?”. The second scientist shrugs, bored. “Ever since we had the latest glitch we’ve had to return to format somewhat. To get the subject re-acclimated”. The first scientist gives a non-verbal “ah” and returns to watching.
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