3. O Britannia, Britannia rule the waves… No dear tourist, Britain has not become a right wing dictatorship, I believe this was just some David Cameron critic being overly critical. However, did you know that David Cameron is actually married to a pig and it is custom for EVERY British prime minister to marry pigs? Yeah, it’s true for most countries in the Commonwealth. Indian prime ministers marry cows, Canadian prime ministers marry mooses. Just count your lucky stars you’re not an Australian prime minister, I hear those kangaroos can be rather aggressive.
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