Ahh, we see you have returned once again traveling Youtuber. Come, come, join us for yet another gaze into the cosmos. The stars shall reveal your wildest dreams and deepest truths… join us today as we discover… Your Dream House Based On Your Zodiac Sign…
But for now, we must attend to the matter at hand. The future is often a fuzzy thing, even with the guidance of the all-knowing zodiacs. We can tell you with absolute certainty however what kind of house your zodiac sign will be most comfortable living in. What’s this? We’re getting a vision… Yes, we see it… The first sign we’ll explore is…
Ah yes, the Aries Zodiac sign. You are a hard-working person that has no problem with hustle and bustle… so your perfect home would be a penthouse suite, right in the middle of a metropolis. As an Aries, you’ll want to be constantly working and running around, pushing yourself to the next level. Which, as an Aries, won’t be hard. With all this hard work you’ll be doing, you’ll be able to afford that penthouse in no time! Now let’s talk interior– inside, you’re going to have a lot of bright colors. Not only does that mean furniture, but your paintings on the wall, modern art, etc. All that hard work means you’ll have to blow off some steam, so make sure that either A) your new apartment building has a gym or B) you put a little elliptical or even a yoga mat in your penthouse. Whenever you get bored Aries, you can make a day of rearranging your furniture or heck, put some more hours into your work. We both know that’s what you want, you little workaholic.
Like the bull your Zodiac sign you’re named after, you, Taurus, like great greens fields and the outdoors. Which is why you will want to get a big ranch out in the country, dear Taurus. That way you’ll always be connected to one of your greatest power sources: nature. The peace and stability that accompany living on a ranch are bonuses as well. When we walk inside your gorgeous farmhouse, you’ll see things that are more for function rather than fashion. Leave all the fashionista stuff back in the city, you’re all about comfort and grounding yourself. As a Taurus, you like to be stable. Moving on, you’ll also want natural colors– blue, green, yellow– as well as lots of natural wood. As for decorations, compliment your wood finish by adorning your house in flowers and plants. Even though it pains you to do so, you’ll need to bring some of the outdoors indoors in order to strengthen your connection to the earth. The stronger your connection, the more powerful you’ll feel. Finally, you’ll be entertaining a big family, so make sure you’ve got room for a gigantic dining room table.
Yes… The cosmos makes way for a new zodiac sign to appear… The Gemini! They are revealing to us your future dream house… yes… we see it… it’s a… cabin! No, wait, come back, a cabin in the woods yes, but not the creepy kind. We’re talking something small and homey, perfect for a summer getaway with your friends. It won’t be a getaway for you however, it’ll be your perfect permanent residence. While you do love to socialize as a Gemini, this house is even better for exercising your lone handyperson skills. Also keep in mind the fact that you’re bad at making decisions, so a smaller place would mean less furniture to rearrange. In terms of furniture, you’ll want stuff that’s light and small for the aforementioned constant rearranging. Like the Taurus, a Gemini loves bright colors, so maybe the two of you can shop at the same furniture store. Finally, as a Gemini, you already know that your kitchen has to be state of the art. While everything else may be rustic and homely, your kitchen will be a sight to behold!
Now we see a new sign, the Cancer. Your dream house becomes clearer and clearer by the moment… and there it is! Your dream house, dear Cancer… is… the two-story suburban home. Classic and safe, this house is perfect for you. We know that as a Cancer you’re the ultimate homebody, so we took into account that your home should have space, but still be comfy and cozy. The Suburbs give you comfy and cozy, while the two-story house gives you lots of space to enjoy your dream home. You’re also craving a family and what better place to settle down and raise one than the good ol’ suburbs? As the mother of the Zodiac signs, decorating your home will be about creating comfort for friends and family alike. You’ll need a lot of chairs, big comfy sofas, a gigantic dinner table and lots of cushy surfaces. Just in case little baby heads trip, you wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt in your perfect home, would you? Especially not your future children.
Ahh, the sign of the lion. Dear Leo, the cosmos paints a clear picture of your dream home– you must live in a palace. A huge mansion if you’re not the medieval type, but something people will notice. You’re the king (or queen) of the jungle, and you deserve to live in a place fit for royalty. You want people to kneel before your mighty castle or in the very least go “wow, take a look at THAT place”. However, these luxuries aren’t going to be cheap. From the house to everything that’s inside of it, you’ll spare no expense. Your doors will be heavy and boom behind you, your plates will sparkle against the light of your magnificent chandelier, your staircase will wrap around like a brilliant sash. Leo, you are an emperor, a monarch, and your subjects must be made aware of this. Let’s just hope your job prospects are good, dear Leo.
Hear me now Virgo, for you, we see the opposite of the Leo. From crazy luxury and opulence to something small, manageable, and unassuming. For you, Virgo, your dream home is an organized tiny house. For those of you who have never heard of a tiny home, it’s a small 250 square foot living space that you can hitch up and take anywhere. Virgo, you’re the kind of person who would thrive in tiny living because of your incredible organizational skills and your tenacious practicality. The economy is terrible, so why spend money on a big, fancy house? Stay small Virgo and your dream home will become a real home.
For you Libra, we offer something a little different than your zodiac brethren. When it comes to being a Libra, your choice of a dream home is less about the home itself but rather the accessories that surround it. In short– you’re just looking for a place with a pool. You love to host parties and there is nowhere better to party than beside a pool. Barbeques, birthdays, sporting events and pool parties in general, your dream home is the central hub of jams because you’ve got a beautiful lagoon of relaxation. Libra, dive into your future and take it by the hand. Keep an eye out for listings that feature the letters P-O-O-L in succession.
A vision of your dream home Scorpio appears to me and it is this: a private townhouse. As a Scorpio, there’s nothing you crave more than privacy. Also, having different levels to your skinny home will allow you to control what’s private and what’s not. When you have guests– restrict them to everywhere but the top floor and keep that area as your mysterious private room. Doesn’t matter what you’re ACTUALLY doing in there, being a mystery is where Scorpios thrive.
You, the Sagittarius, are a traveling soul, which is why your future home will have four wheels. Yes, an RV is where you’re destined to reside Sagittarius, but not because you’ll be poor. On the contrary, you’ll just be doing so much traveling that you won’t be able to settle down. Not that you’d want too, a free spirit like yourself needs to constantly have the wind blowing through their hair. Whether it’s the wind of Machu Picchu or the wind of Chicago, your future dream home will take you there, Sagittarius.
You Capricorns are always the hardest to pin down. The planets have a hard time reading your calm, cool demeanor, but we think we may have found the dream home for you. Capricorn, a minimalist apartment is where you’re supposed to reside, mostly because of that aforementioned clam, cool, collectiveness. You’ll want it to be minimalist because you’ll want things to always be clean. So keep it small and keep the furniture light, because we wouldn’t want a chill Capricorn like yourself to lose their head.
With your dream home Aquarius, you gaze towards the future in more ways than one. Your home will be modest and in a good area, but modesty isn’t the point. Oh no Aquarius, because it’ll be an energy-efficient, “green” house. Not as in a greenhouse, but as in a house that’s environmentally friendly. Solar panels, motion sensors that control temperature, rain collection systems, a big windmill if you end up having space. Who knows Aquarius, you might even get a greenhouse (the one for vegetables) next to your “green” house (the one for people).
Finally, we explore the future dream home of our good friends the Pieces. Those of you born under the Pieces zodiac sign will live in a beautiful, quiet cottage, emphasis on the quiet. The Pieces enjoy quiet and alone time, and this is where you’re going to find it. In your future dream home.