4. The Thing That Should Not Be. The Pizza Place Pizza Place is buzzing with excitement, Friday is their biggest night! You start to think maybe you’re not going to get a table and Flipper sees the worry on your face. He nudges you and walks straight past the Maitre D into the back. Confused but curious, you follow closely behind and when he opens the doors it erupts with applause. The head chef, a Russian man named Luigi thanks Flipper profusely for fixing his sign and assures him that food tonight will be on the house. The two are catching up when you realize: you haven’t said anything in a while! What if Flipper thinks you’re mute! He’d never date a mute! “Uh hey” you look around frantically trying to find something to talk about and eventually in the ultimate display of desperation grab a plastic fork: “You know, sometimes these things come with a knife on them for cutting.” Luigi and Flipper stare at you, then have a little exchange in Russian. Don’t worry, it’s probably not about you.
25 Things That Are Kinda Cool If You Think About It
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