25 Absurd Things Schools Have Actually Banned

4. Holding Hands. Certain schools, like Coghlan Fundamental Elementary School in B.C. in 2013, have banned all types of touching including hand-holding. I wholeheartedly agree with this one! I mean, one moment you’re holding hands and the next you’re an unwed teenage parent with no job living at home! As the preacher from Dewey Cox so finely put it: “You know who’s got hands? The devil! And he uses them for holding!”

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