5. Lost and Dumped. “What?” the Adjudicator looks terribly confused “I don’t understand. So what if her husband found something?”. You roll your eyes, filthy alien scum, not understanding the intricacies of human relationships that have developed over millions of years. “Look at the text BENEATH the husband’s”. The Alien looks again, still confused. “I still do not understand, human. What kind of picture would get this man excited?”. You snatch your phone back. After a second, all you can reply is: “This is a family website, Adjudicator.”
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