4. It builds character! The neutral smell of the non-denominational holiday day paste wafts through the house. Your mother turns the page again, a crowd now forming around her, so they too can take pleasure in your torture. You curse the name of whoever invented non-denominational holiday day, raising a fist to the sky. “This one” she starts “we use to do on purpose. Our kid worse Halloween costumes for every picture until they were 18!”. As she takes one last longing look at the page, she flips it.
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