25 People Who Know What It Means to Be Unlucky Better Than Anyone

5. What if they tell you to move your car?: “Sir you can only park here for two days maximum. I don’t care if your car is stuck on a perch of unmelted snow, you have to get it out of here. I could call you a tow truck, but the money for that will come out of your pocket. Look, I’m just doing my job. You better hope for a heatwave, because tomorrow we start ticketing.”

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