4. Parking: “I make an effort when leaving a busy store with a crowded parking lot, to take out my keys and swing them around as I head to a car that’s parked in prime real estate. As soon as the parking vultures start circling around me and queue up for the spot, I breeze right on by and bask in the looks of frustration darting my way as I head to my actual parking spot.” (Reddit user: kodeman66)
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