25 Absolute Maniacs Who Must Be Stopped at Once

4. Back in the USSR. “Swimming in the streets, how preposterous and next to a sign that forbids swimming no less”. You’re starting to realize that these people she’s presenting don’t seem… all that insane. “Um, Mrs. Nurse?” the nurse rubs the bridge of her nose “Please, it’s Nurse Clank”. You clear your throat “Oh, sorry Nurse Clank. I’m just starting to realize… these people don’t seem like… well, your TRADITIONAL maniac”. Clank scoffs at you “and I suppose not following the rules of our community sounds sane to you then?” she says, looking around for laughs, but much to her annoyance gets none. “It’s just-” A long, white finger shoots out from the nurse’s body, silencing you. “Enough! I will have no more of your interruptions for this session!” Jokes on her, we’re only on entry FIVE!

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