18 Things That Are Honestly Pretty Damn Genius

While most of us are living in plain old 2018, others are living years in the future. We’ve compiled 18 genius hacks from around the internet so that you, too can live in the year 3018!

“Arguing over your baby’s first word should be “mama” or “papa”? Teach him/her to say “mother*****r”! It’s basically both at the same time!” (naj690)

“Embarrassing memory that you can’t stop thinking about? Do something even more embarrassing and you won’t think about the first one anymore!” (Kastor012)

A quick, easy way to cover your toaster grill with congealed cheese!

It says a lot that the worst decision this person is making is still the decision to eat Reese’s Puffs.

Because nothing is less suspicious than wandering into the concert carrying a full loaf of bread!

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Enjoy the gentle, sticky mist of Capri-sun all over your body!

If that train hits a bump, this kid is about to be not living, whatever year he’s living in.

I think one of my worst qualities as a person is that not only do I think this is a good idea, I would probably do it myself. 

According to his Twitter, he didn’t even respond to anyone’s questions, just pointed at the answer on the sheet. Icon, honestly.

Loving the deep spirit of ingenuity here: this was not a problem that in any way needed to be solved or a thing that in any way needed to be done, but he did it!

Merely looking at this image caused me to contract several bloodborne diseases and I pray that God takes mercy on whoever created it.

This looks like a great idea!  (DISCLAIMER: All food-related articles on Bestie.com should not be interpreted as kitchen advice. You should consult someone with real functional tastebuds who doesn’t think that ketchup chips are good.)

I mean, if I weren’t a bog hermit who avoids social media, I would totally do this. 

I mean…technically, that’s a hands-free headset?

I mean,  what’s better than looking over at someone smiling down at their hand as they rapidly flex it!

Netflix and Spill.

“God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?”

Nietzsche, The Gay Science, Section 125

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