4. The Star-Spangled Everything. According to the testimony of the people who wrote to fashionbeans.com, some outsiders find it weird that the flag is literally everywhere. Listen, if you don’t like it then YOU obviously don’t love YOUR country. I understand that according to fake news factories like “worldwide studies” and “the United Nations”, maybe America ain’t so great. But it takes a lot of real PATRIOTISM to still cheer for your team when they’re in the pits. Just ask Browns fans.
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