25 Odd Things About America That Americans Haven’t Realized

3. An Early Dinner. Once again according to fashionbeans.com, foreigners like people from Europe and Asia and stuff think we eat dinner to dang early. What’s wrong with 6 or 6:30 PM? Everyone knows that’s when the lord does most of his watching. Whatever dang Satanic witching hour you decide to eat on is fine by me, but don’t be surprised if you’re stuck with eternal darn-nation. Oh, come on! It’s in the bible, I should be able to say darn!

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