A friend in need is a friend indeed. However, if that friend is an angry church lady that needs transportation, maybe it’s time to find a new friend. It’s not just that this church lady needs transportation, she needs free transportation. Luckily, she has some friends who are willing to help.
Unluckily for those friends, this angry church lady is not going to accept their help unless it is exactly what she wants. She needs free transportation for 20 people and she will not accept anything less than that. Not only that, but she is impatient enough to demand the next person speak up immediately.
This may be one of the most unintentionally hilarious Facebook threads ever created. This angry church lady probably had no idea that her indignation at the kindness of others would end up going viral. Still, when this lady needs transportation, people better be able to deliver, lest they incur her wrath.
The angry church lady first lets people know that she is, in fact, angry. She then conveniently states exactly what she needs help with: transportation for 20 people.
The first kind soul to offer a solution is immediately shut down by the angry church lady. See, they did not understand that this lady needs free transportation.
Someone then expresses their disbelief at the situation, but this angry church lady needs transportation, not attitude! Well, at least they wished her good luck.
Exactly one minute later, the angry church lady reminds everyone that she still needs free transportation. Her friend either can’t believe it or was asking for an update.
Another kind of soul offers a source of transportation, but a van that seats 6 is not enough! The angry church lady needs transportation for 20 and has no time for apologies!
Finally, someone calls out the angry church lady for her aggression. They also note that they are “just saying,” if only to have it on record.
Finally, a good Samaritan comes close to what the angry church lady requires. However, she doesn’t seem to understand that a sober cab can still act as a regular cab.
The kind person reminds her that drunkenness is not a prerequisite for a sober cab, but the lady needs transportation for 20. Did she ever find it? We may never know.