25 Kitchen Crimes That Were Anything But Victimless

5. Producing counterfeit charcuterie board: Olives, salami, brie, grapes, the highest quality crackers; these are the items that need to be included on a charcuterie board for it to be legitimate. This is just a bad recreation of something that should actually be delicious. This crime is punishable by upwards of two years of crumbled crackers in every box.

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