4. Lunch Meat. The shrieking whistle of “I wish I was in Dixie” pierces the air in front of your pursed lips as the last container of Johnny’s Seasonings bounces onto the bottom of the metal cart. “Away, away. Away down Sout-” Oh! Lunches this week, darn! What am I supposed to eat while I slave away at my (insert job here)? Luckily, you remember that the ever-giving Costco sells Kirkland sliced lunch meat, an affordable and delicious alternative to other stores. Turkey, ham, and salami are what you grab, although you do ponder for a moment over whether you should get Genoa or hot salami.
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