3. Helping the poor while spreading words of peace but throwing food out your car window at them because you don’t want to be seen with the impoverished. You are walking around the 24-hour costume store, twirling your almost purchased evil mustache and reading this article. “Hm…” you say, a little freaked out that you’re reading what you’re saying as you say it “Short people. They are easy to terrorize because they’re small in stature.” You quickly look around and see a short gentleman trying to reach a funny hat on a high shelf. You leap into action, making the short guy jump a little. “Muah ha ha HA!” you guffaw, emphasizing the last ha “Yes, I bet you’d like to reach that, wouldn’t you? However, with the help of The Not, you will!” you grab the hat and go to hand it to the short person but at the last second you totally psyche him out and toss it on the highest shelf. “NOT!” you say, wondering if that will catch on and running away into the night.
25 People Who Just Had To Show Their Evil Side
Written by Bestie Contributor
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