4. Helping the poor and then macing them. “The shadows are my only friend,” you say to no one in particular “I, a lonely person cast out by society, my hand forced to do evil by the community that rejected me. For I, the Mustachioed Menace, will-” you suddenly realize there’s a man staring at you. “Uh… what? Are you talking to me?” you scoff at the man “No.” you say bluntly “I’m practicing my monologuing” Then, entry number four pops into your head and you realize your next evil act: destroying the frail male ego. You outstretch a villainous finger towards the helpless man, reel your head back dramatically and say: “YOU sir, have small hands. What else on your body is small?”. He opens his mouth to respond but is greeted by nothing but black, endless shadows.
25 People Who Just Had To Show Their Evil Side
Written by Bestie Contributor
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