4. This is my dog, Booty. He is kind of quiet, so try not to spook the poor lil guy! “Who exactly are THEY anyways, Charlie?” you ask with an unearned air of smugness. “Well…” says Charlie, confused “They’re THEM. You know, the ones that try to control our minds and put chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay?”. You jump, taken aback by Charlie’s strange and homophobic conspiracy. “You can’t say that on the Internet Charlie, children go on it!” you cry out. Charlie looks at you, even more confused: “What’s wrong with frogs being happy?”. Ooohhhh, so THAT’S what he meant! That’s what Alex Jones probably meant too.
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